Kyle Hagerman

Kyle Hagerman
Age:18
Nickname: Meow Meow McWhiskers, Kitty, The Admiral
Favorite Cheap Vodkas: Aristocrat, Yeltsin's Old Fashioned Nerve Tonic, Vodker
Fun Fact About Kyle: Raises tuxedo cats for a living, mostly for their tender flank steaks and filets.
Kyle Hagerman is what scientists refer to as a "triple threat". No, not because he races road, track and cross, but because he was born with a three pronged vestigial tail, each prong laced in a deadly poison similar to a puffer fish. Because of this anatomic anomaly, Kyle has his bib shorts specially tailored with a hole in the bottom allowing his tail free movement. Not sure why he insists on having a hole in the front as well, but if there's one thing we've learned from racing with Kyle, it's not smart to question a man with a three pronged poison tail. As of this bio-writing, Kyle is in negotiations with Dreamworks about greenlighting his animated bio-pic, "Poison Tail Hagerman: The World's Deadliest Bike Racer; A Love Story"
Bio by Ken Klatte.












