Nickname: Noffy, The RZA, Andeez, Pie Boy
Favorite C. Thomas Howell Movie: Soul Man
Feelings About Mass Transit: Mildly Disinterested
Fun Fact About Andy: Has not clipped his fingernails in 17 years.
Andy is extremely clumsy. His penchant for breaking components is known throughout the land. For example, he mistakingly thought his bent Thomson seatpost was a setback. Really? Is that even possible? Andy is not a bending unit but without hard data, it's almost impossible to refute such a claim. Was last seen rummaging through a Dunkin Donuts garbage bin mumbling "Daddy needs his medicine" over and over again. Refused entry into the short track race at Sea Otter after his fingernails were deemed "19 inches too long for general competition". An inconsolable Andy was led away by local authorities.
Bio by Ken Klatte.