Everett “Ervgopwr” Hauser
Name: Everett “Erv” “ervgopwr” Hauser
Age: 29erv
Location: Block from the BLAH
Disciplines/ Current Categories: USA Cycling 3: Road, Track, CX. UCI: commute, grocery, bar
Goals for the upcoming season: Pass/Fail, more passes than the latter.
International Race Story: Do it! In Mexico, win nacho plates.
1st Bicycle: BMXy type thing with zebra crotch guard and top tube pad. 80’s!
Current bikes: Road, Track, CX, SS29er, SSCX, Neighborhood fixie, xtracycle, steel road, TT wall decoration
Favorite Bicycle story: Winning a SS CX race, after I got a flat 2 mins before start, had to get a spare wheel, during race had to stop, fix said loaner wheel, dropped at least 8 places, chased back on and moved back into the lead. Finished with greasy hands on a beautiful course in Ventura next to a lake.
Bicycle superstitions: None. But, I did live with C-Murder for almost 3 years, so I think this makes me immune to almost any form of curse or strange sorcery.
Dumbest thing you've done on a bike: Lose traction
Special Talents? Getting paid to pretend to ride bikes.
Strengths: See Fictional Character on FaceSpace
Weaknesses: Naming my weaknesses
Final words of wisdom? Ride your bike, have fun, repeat.
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