Nickname: Shiny, Branny, Chief Wahoo McDaniel
Least Favorite Swear Word: Cockfondler
Fun Fact About Brandon: Owns the world's largest collection of VHS copies of "City Slickers 2: The Legend Of Curly's Gold"
Brandon Scheiner worked at Playboy magazine for 3 decades until he was unceremoniously removed from the mansion after issuing a challenge to Hugh Hefner for the position of "Grand Chief". Following traditional Kung bushmen rules, he and Hefner engaged each other in nude, hand to hand combat in an octagon made of fire for 48 straight hours. Brandon was eventually pinned to the ground (by a nude, oiled, quasi-aroused Hugh Hefner) and banished from the mansion for perpetuity. With a burning anger in his heart and loins, Brandon now exacts his sexually repressed brand of revenge in the road and cyclocross disciplines.
Photo by Kat Jacobs.
Bio by Ken Klatte.